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On this page you will find lots of cool things. I am currently trying to fill pages up with jokes. You will also find some really cool links here. By the way if you have a joke you want me to add email it to me.And I will try to add it to my page. watch the content though!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Getting in the CIA 3 guys went to an interview for a job at the CIA, the first one was 23 yrs. old, the second was 34 yrs. old, the third guy was 45 yrs. old and they all had to bring their wives. So the first one went in and the CIA agent said as a test of loyalty he had to go into the room his wife was in and shoot her with the CIA agents gun, so he takes the gun and goes and about a minute later he comes in and explains how much he loves her so he leaves. The second one came in and was asked to do the same thing, so he takes the gun and about 15 minutes later comes in and explains how she is the mother of his children and he can't do it. Then the last guy comes in and was asked to do the same thing, so he goes and a few seconds later the CIA agent hears a BANG!! and after that he hears windows breaking and a whole bunch of raquet. So he goes to the room and kickes the door down and there is the man standing there with his dead wife at his feet and the CIA agent yells what have you done. The man says, SOME FREAK PUT BLANKS IN THE GUN SO I HAD TO CHOKE HER TO DEATH! ______________________________________________________________________________ Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly." St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Ford." Next St. Peter looked at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota stationwagon." St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari." A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying. "What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why so down?" Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board." _________________________________________________________________________________ There was a Rabbi who went to the Catholic Priest at the church and asked "How do you get the money to make your church so beautiful?". Father said "We hear confessions; observe while I demonstrate". So the priest gets in the center compartment, the Rabbi on one side and in walks the first penitent. "It's been one week since my last confession and I have commited adultery three times". Father says "For your penance say a Hail Mary and put five dollars in the collection box and your sins will be forgiven". The next penitent walks in and says "It's been one week since my last confession and I've committed adultery three times". Father says "For your penance say a Hail Mary and put five dollars in the collection box and your sins will be forgiven". The Rabbi says, "Ooh, can I try?" So the priest and the Rabbi switch booths. In walks the next penitent. "Can I help you" says the Rabbi. The penitent says "It's been one week since my last confession and I've committed adultery two times". The Rabbi says "Go out and do it a third time; we have a special - Three for five dollars.. ________________________________________________________________________________ There was a duck that walked into a bar.He went up to the bartender and ask him if he had any crackers,the bartender said no.So the duck left.The next day the duck went to the same bar and ask the bartender if he had any crackers the bartender said no.So the duck left again. The next day the duck went into the same bar and asked if the bartender had any crackers the bartender said no,just like I told you the yesterday and the day before.If you come back in here and ask me that again I will nail your beck shut.So the duck left.The next day the duck went into the same bar and ask the bartender if he had any nails.The bartender said no! The duck said good got any crackers!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Blond Jokes | There is a blond driving through the country. She has just died her hair brown because she is sick of being made fun of. She is really hungry. She stops at a farmers house and says "Hi! If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?" Farmer says ok. She quickly counts them and says "91!" The farmer looks around puzzeledly and says "Ok. Take one." When the Blond is walking back to her car the farmer asks "If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?" Why do blonds stare at orange juice cartons so hard? Because it says concentrate!! What do you get when you find a skelington in the closet? Last years hidein go seek winner!! A blonde bombshell walks into the airplanes and sits in 1st Class and the stewardess asks her for her ticket...The stewardess tells her that she only has a coach ticket. The blonde says, "Im a cute lookng blonde and i'm flying first class." The stewardess replys that she only has a coach seat to NewYork....the blonds then retorts, "I'm a cute blonde and i'm flying first class". Just then the captian happened by and asked what was happening....the blonde tells him, "I'm a cute blonde and I'm flying first class....The captian whipers in her ear...and the blonde gets up and jumps into a seat in the coach cabin...The stewardess asks the captain what he said to get her to move so fast.. He replied, "I told her that 1st class is not going to NewYork." If a dumb blond,Santa Clause,and a smart blond jumped off the empire state building which one would hit the ground first? The dumb blond the other two do not exsist! Why does a blond hang her head out the car window? To get a refill!! This man was driving down the road,he saw to blonds wanting a ride. He stop and ask if they need a ride.They said yes.He said get in the bed of the truck.After going down the rode for awhile it start to rain.The man came to a bridge and his truck slide off the rode. Well the man jump out,but the two blonds drowned. Because they couldn't get the tailgate open.
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